Troy Donahue is Lt. Matt Hazard, who arrives from West Point to Fort Delivery in Arizona to find two surprises: lax discipline and a lovely and bored officer’s wife, Kitty Mainwarring (Suzanne Pleshette).
He sets about fixing the first. He can do little about the second.
Though the attraction is mutual, Kitty’s married to another officer. And both feel duty bound.
Soon, everyone has an unpleasant new distraction. An elusive Apache chief named War Eagle is on the warpath, and no one seems capable of stopping the bloodshed.
Reinforcements arrive from the East, in the form of famed Indian fighter Maj. Gen. Upton Quaint (James Gregory).
He brings along Matt’s wannabe wife (Laura Frelief as Diane McBain), who immediately sense that another “Kitty” might be after her Matt.
Nevertheless, the two are about to be married when duty calls again.
Gen. Quaint is launching a fresh campaign against the Apache with the goal of ending the Indian wars once and for all.
Not one of Walsh’s best Westerns — the ending comes off as especially contrived — but entertaining nonetheless, especially for those who like cavalry vs. Indian Westerns.
In this case, the love triangle winds up being more interesting than the very sporadic action scenes. Kitty and Laura start sniping at one another from the moment they meet.
And this being a 1960s Western, it must make a statement about the mistreatment of the Indians. Funny thing though: The credited cast doesn’t include the two actors who play the largest Indian roles, in spite of the fact that they have more screen time than many of the credited white actors.
Claude Akins nearly steals the show as Seedy Jones, who shows up every cavalry payday with whiskey and women, determined to take all that pay away with him.
At the time the film was released, Suzanne Pleshette and Troy Donahue were married. They had appeared together in 1962’s “Rome Adventure.” Their marriage lasted just eight months.
This marked Walsh’s final film. He directed 139, stretching back to the days of silent films.
Directed by:
Raoul Walsh
Cast:
Troy Donahue … Lt. Matt Hazard
Suzanne Pleshette … Kitty Mainwarring
Diane McBain … Laura Frelief
James Gregory … Maj. Gen. Upton Quaint
Claude Akins … Seely Jones
William Reynolds … Lt. Teddy Mainwarring
Kent Smith … Secretary of War
Bobby Bare … Pvt. Cranshaw
Judson Pratt .. Capt. Cedric Gray
Bartlett Robinson … Maj. Hiram Prescott
Larry Ward … Sgt. Kroger
Richard X. Slattery … Sgt. Fry
Mary Patton … Mrs. Jessica Prescott
Russelll Johnson … Capt. Brinker
Lane Bradford … Maj. Miller
Runtime: 118 min.
Music: Max Steiner
Memorable lines:
Lt. Teddy Mainwarring: “All they give you in those books are the glory stuff. They don’t tell you about the two things in this country that are practically impossible to find. One’s promotion. The other’s an Apache.”
Capt. Cedric Gray: “We sit like a toad in the desert, waiting to be stepped on.”
Capt. Cedric Gray, explaining Seedy Jones’ trade in whiskey and girls: “A tarantula has eight legs and (Seedy) Jones has twice as many.”
Seedy Jones to Lt. Hazard: “Son, out there in those wagons, I got everything you need for body or spirit. I got some girls. I got some whiskey. If that don’t appeal to you, I’ll even read you some scripture.
Seedy Jones to Lt. Hazard: “What’s the matter with you, lieutenant? Are you some sort of plaster saint? Ain’t you ever learned the advantages of good whiskey and bad women?”
Laura Frelief, warned that her plans to marry Matt Hazard might have to be postponed because of the threat of an Apache attack: “Goodness gracious, I wouldn’t want Matt all shot up before the honeymoon.”
Mrs. Prescott: “Just be patient, my dear. You’ll get him.”
Laura: “Yes, ma’am, patient as a cat with a mouse. You don’t expect anyone else would try to snatch him away, like that other Kitty.”
Kitty Mainwarring to Matt: “Truth is, I’d like to rough us your little Miss Peach Fuzz.”