The year is 1876, and the Tomahawk and Western Railroad is scrambling to meet a deadline in order to secure a franchise to operate in Colorado.
But the railroad faces a couple of major obstacles in reaching the town of Tomahawk by the deadline of noon Sept. 5: There are no tracks for a 40-mile stretch, and someone is hellbent on making sure the mission isn’t completed, probably the owners of a stage line likely to be put out of business if the rail line succeeds.
To overcome the first obstacle, a team of mules is hitched to pull a train engine from Epitaph to Tomahawk. Making sure scoundrels don’t stop the engine becomes the responsibility of Kit Dodge Jr. (Anne Baxter), the sharp-shooting, knife-throwing, never-been-kissed granddaughter of Epitaph’s recently wounded marshal.
Once she learns how to flirt, she finds two men to bat her eyes at: traveling salesman Johnny Behind the Deuces (Dan Dailey), who unwittingly becomes the railroad’s first passenger; and Dakota (Rory Calhoun), a henchman for the stage line who infiltrates the odd caravan bound for Tomahawk.
Another railroad story? Ah, but this one has enough twists, and enough comedy, to make it an entertaining little film.
For example, Dailey spends part of the film tied to a chair attached to the train’s engine to make sure the railroad’s first passenger doesn’t escape. The marshal has one heck of a time teaching his granddaughter about the birds and the bees. And a long overdue New Year’s fireworks display helps avert an Indian uprising.
The cast also includes Walter Brennan, who looks over his train engine — named Emma Sweeney — like an overprotective husband. And you’ll spot Marilyn Monroe, looking gorgeous, of course, in an early uncredited role as Clara, a member of a dance troupe that tags along on the trip to Tomahawk.
Directed by:
Richard Sale
Cast:
Dan Dailey … Johnny Behind the Deuces
Anne Baxter … Kit Dodge Jr.
Rory Calhoun … Dakota
Walter Brennan … Terence Sweeney
Charles Kemper … Chuckity
Connie Gilchrist … Madame Adelaide
Arthur Hunnicutt … Sad Eyes
Will Wright … Marshal Kit Dodge
Chief Yowalachie … Pawnee
Victor Sen Yung … Long Time
Jack Elam … Fargo
Mauritz Hugo … Dawson
Marilyn Monroe … Clara
Runtime: 90 min.
Memorable lines:
Marshal Kit Dodge to Pawnee, after a futile attempt to explain the birds and the bees to his granddaughter, Kit Jr.: “If any sidewinder starts sweet talkin’that gal, you got my blessing to part his hair with your ax.”
Dakota: “A fella’s bound to pick up a few notches in the course of livin’.”
Kit Dodge: “Or dyin’.”
Dakota to Kit: “If there’s anything else I can do for you, you just wiggle your little pinky.”
Kit Dodge: “My grandpa is about the kindest man you’ll ever meet. Why I recall the time they hanged Buckskin Tony. They didn’t fix the noose quite right and when the trap sprung there was poor ol’ Buckskin jumpin’ like a frog at the end of that rope with his tongue stickin’ out like a blacksnake. And you know what? Poor grandpa just couldn’t stand it. He got out his six-gun and blew Buckskin’s head off so he wouldn’t choke to death.”
Kit Dodge to Johnny: “Maybe you wouldn’t have such a loose foot if I gave you a permanent limp.”