Three partners — the Colonel (John Ireland), the Portugese (Piero Via) and Roy Fulton (Gordon Mitchell) – rob a bank of $200,000.
But Roy double crosses the other two men and buries the loot in the grave that’s supposed to contain his body.
Gut-shot in the get-away, Roy sends a young man he’s befriended off to fetch a doctor.
Instead, as Roy lies dying, Glenn (George Hilton) heads back to the grave for the money.
Instead of the loot, he finds Roy’s body.
And so begins the chase for the $200,000, or a share of it.
Portugese and the Colonel swindle one another. Glenn tries to swindle them both.
Then there’s a banker who was in on the original robbery.
Not to mention a pretty blonde named Liz (Sandra Milo), who will cuddle up with anyone if it means getting closer to the money.
Mediocre Spaghetti that quickly bogs down as we watch the money switch hands time and time again.
Some scenes work. Early on, Portugese plays dead in the middle of the trail and robs Glenn of his horse. Glenn tries the same trick on an Indian. He’s too smart to fall for it.
Then there’s the scene where The Colonel shows up at Liz’s dress shop, only to find Portugese is already in her bedroom, searching for his pants.
But other scenes don’t. Like Liz flirting with Glenn in the middle of a gunfight in that same dress shop. Or the supposedly erotic closeups of Glenn and Liz eating dinner.
The Millcreek DVD version runs a little more than 90 minutes; most sites list the original film at 106.
Directed by:
Osvaldo Civirani
Cast:
George Hilton … Glenn Reno
Sandra Milo … Liz
John Ireland … The Colonel
Gordon Mitchell … Roy Fulton
Piero Vida … Portugese
Franco Ressel … Hartman
Andrea Scott …. Higgins
as Andrew Scott
Renato Chiantoni … Doctor
Ivan Scratuglia … Sheriff Hawkins
Also with: Monica Pardo, Mimmo Palmara as Dick Palmer, Franco Gulà, Carla Brait, Rossella Bergamonti, Renato Chiantoni, Vincenzo Andronico, Roberto Messina, Mario de Vico, Rocco Lerro
Runtime: 105 min.
aka:
I’ll Kill You and Recommend You to God
Trusting is Good … Shooting is Better
T’ammazzo! — Raccomandati a Dio
Score: Angelo Francesco Lavagnino
Memorable lines:
The Colonel: “I’m too soft. The next time, I’ll leave your boots on, but cut off your feet.”
The Colonel: “Take it easy Portugese, unless you want to hear the sound of my gun.”
Portugese: “Last time, it was a little out of tune. No?”
Glenn: “Believe it or not, my father always taught me to be an honest bandit.”
Hartman, when his lead henchman turns on him: “Well, well, there’s always a bastard who beats the other bastards.”
Other tidbits:
Sandra Milo was a sexy star who appeared in a number of films in the 1950s and 1960s, including two of Fellini’s top masterpieces. This marked her last film appearance for nearly a decade. The year before, she appeared in a much better comedy Spaghetti, “Bang, Bang Kid” with Guy Madison and Tom Bosley.