George Montgomery is Gid McCool, a lawman assigned the job of taking inmates to Huntsville prison.
Tab Hunter is Mike Reno, a hot-headed young man he hires as a deputy, hoping he’ll turn out to be as much of a man as his dad.
Their cargo includes Hank Pleasant, a killer with a date with a hangman’s noose; R.C. Crawford, a railroad executive who professes his innocence; Angel Dominguez, a sheep thief hoping to learn how to cook while in jail; and Laura Mannon, a pretty middle-aged woman sentenced to three years for killing her lover.
McCord knows the trip won’t be easy. He figures Pleasant’s relatives are sure to try to free him somewhere along the route to Huntsville.
What he hadn’t counted on was the presence of Laura Mannon, or her ability to turn the head of his younger deputy.
He should have: McCord and Manon were once lovers.
Montgomery and Hunter give it their best, but the focus here is on the interplay between the lawmen and their captives. And this script isn’t “Stagecoach” and the film isn’t being directed by John Ford. At one point, the love talk between Montgomery and Yvonne DeCarlo is simply groan-worthy.
John Russell plays Hank Pleasant’s brother, a man who thinks freeing him from Montgomery will be “easy as hot pie.” Shame he and his friends are among the most inept bushwhackers the West has ever seen. And the mix of action shot outdoors and on indoor stage sets is so mismatched it’s jarring.
This marked one of three A.C. Lyle productions featuring Yvonne DeCarlo, still fetching in her mid-40s. Tab Hunter was in his mid-30s when the film was released, but still stuck in a coming-of-age role similar to his first Western appearance in “Gun Belt” 14 years earlier, also with Montgomery as his mentor.
Directed by:
R.G. Springsteen
Cast:
George Montgomery … Gid McCool
Yvonne De Carlo … Laura Mannon
Tab Hunter … Mike Reno
Brian Donlevy … Marshal Willett
John Russell … Aaron Pleasant
Leo Gordon … Hank Pleasant
Robert Emhardt … R.C. Crawford
Pedro Gonzales … Angel Dominguez
James Craig … Ned Cooper
Richard Arlen … Sheriff Travis
Emile Meyer … Uncle Joe Reno
Don “Red” Barry … Ed Johnson
Fuzzy Knight … Buck
William Fawcett … Ollie Jensen
Runtime: 91 min.
Memorable lines:
Mike Reno; “If all the ugly people was thrown in a heap, you’d be on top.”
Uncle Joe: “I always liked the top.”
Reno: “You’re meaner than a grizzly with ticks in his ears.”
Uncle Joe: “I’m a grizzly bear alright.”
Reno: “You ain’t got no more milk of human kindness than a tarantula. And if you moved into his teepee, even a drunken, dog-lovin’ Indian would move out cause he couldn’t stand the smell. Uncle Joe, you stink … I want my money.”
Uncle Joe: “Now you’re going too far.”
Gid McCool:, to Mike Reno “Heard a lot of lead whistle while your pa was at my elbow. So I’m putting a stack of chips on the proposition that you’re not all big mouth. That there’s a streak of man in you.”
Angel Dominquez: “I will sing you a song so sad, it will make you happy.”
Hank Pleasant to R.C. Crawford: “If they liberate us, I’m going to put you out of your misery. A bullet in your big fat mouth.”
No doubt it isn’t “Stagecoach” and Springsteen is not John Ford, but no one is.
Your sarcasm, though, is, I think, out of place, since it’s a quite original western, especially being from 1967, a time of decadence (except for Peckinpah and a few others). So many rich and picturesque characters on the wagon, and their interplay is much more interesting than the usual, final shootout, and the rather inexpressive Montgomery . DeCarlo captures the viewer’s attention ever since she comes on the screen, after 38 minutes from the begininng. To me, on the whole, a surprisingly fine film.