Robert Taylor is Bushrod Gentry, a Kentucky trapper who seems to turn the head of every gal he meets.
But he’s the love-’em-and-leave-’em type. In fact, he’s got his own personal love-’em-and-leave-’em speech.
Then he meets Mary Stuart Cherne (Eleanor Parker), who takes one good look at him, decides she’s going to marry him and proves impossible to shake.
Before he knows it, the reluctant Bushrod finds himself hitched to that gal, and she isn’t about to let his wandering ways keep them apart.
The fact that she’s pretty good with a rifle and a whip doesn’t hurt.
This is one woman who can take care of herself, at least most of the time.
A comedy of a Western romance that strikes more right notes than wrong ones and features a fun final showdown between Bushrod, Mary and four Indians done Three Stooges style.
Taylor made a whole host of Westerns in the 1950s, but this marked his only comedy Western. Parker, thrice nominated for Oscars, starred in two other Westerns, the more serious “Escape from Fort Bravo” (1953) and “The King and Four Queens” (1956).
As for the rest of this film’s cast, Victor McLaglen plays Mary’s dad. Alan Hale Jr. is a suiter who’s sweet on her — and does a hilarious peacock dance prior to a fistfight with Bushrod.
And James Arness plays a married trapper Bushrod meets during his travels. It’s his worries about a sick child and the child’s recovery that teaches Bushrod how special having a family can be.
Directed by:
Roy Rowland
Cast:
Robert Taylor … Bushrod Gentry
Eleanor Parker … Mary Stuart Cherne
Victor McLaglen … Cadmus Cherne
Jeff Richards … Fremont
Russ Tamblyn … Shields
James Arness … Esau Hamilton
Alan Hale Jr. … Luke Radford
Ralph Moody … Sandak
John Hudson … Hugh
Rhys Williams … Lige Blake
Josephine Hutchinson … Mrs. Cherne
Sig Ruman … Spectacle man
Rosemary DeCamp … Lucy Hamilton
Russell Johnson …Banks
Abel Fernandez … Slangoh
Runtime: 94 min.
Memorable lines:
Luke Radford, challenging Bushrod: “I’m gonna pull your face right off your skull and throw it to the crows and the jaybirds. Now come on out, so I can break you in half and throw away the pieces.”
Bushrod Gentry to Mary Stuart: “Meeting up with you is like declaring war on France, or some other big country.”
Bushrod Gentry, about the last Indian standing: “I tell you what — if he thought I was dead, he might come in here after you. Probably want you alive to take home with him. Serve him right, too.”