Dwight Yoakam is Valentine Casey, marshal in a small Western town preparing for Christmas eve.
Then the Henrys show up for a reunion. Seems after his entire family died of fever, the Henrys took Valentine in and raised him.
But they’re no good and they’re up to no good. Later that night, led by patriarch Leland (Luke Askew) and favorite son Taylor (Vincent Vaughan) they return to town with a Gatling gun, rob the local bank and kill several people.
The incident prompts Valentine to hang up his badge and become a horse trader.
But there’s another reunion in store a couple years later, this time at Dunfries hotel.
Taylor leads the gang in a holdup that leaves several people dead, several more wounded. The wounded include Adalyne Dunfries (Bridget Fonda), the new love in Valentine’s life.
Adalyne begs him to forget about violence, to head off with her to San Francisco.
Valentine Casey, a decorated hero from the war in Cuba, decides it’s time to end the violence once and for all.
A film with a great cast and some great scenes — the hot air balloon ride, for instance — that has all the looks of a classic for the first 30 minutes or so.
But it comes unraveled as the blood-letting escalates. And it descends into silliness in the final showdown at the Henry ranch, when the dynamite appears and the body parts start flying through the air.
It doesn’t help that every character but Valentine is afflicted, damaged or just downright crazy. Valentine’s love, Adalyne, has scars on her wrist from a suicide attempt and is desperately trying to save herself. Even Valentine’s partner — the oddly named U.S. Christmas — rides around in a skirt, proclaiming others as odd.
Directed by:
Dwight Yoakam
Cast:
Dwight Yoakam … Valentine Casey
Vince Vaughn … Taylor Henry
Luke Askew … Leland Henry
Billy Bob Thornton … Brig. Smalls
Bridget Fonda … Adalyne Dunfries
Peter Fonda … Shoshonee Bill
Paul Reubens … Arvid Henry
Bud Cort … Agent Otts
Michael Jeter … Uncle Jude
Bo Hopkins … Angus Dunfries
Matt Clark .. Burl Dunfries
Natalie Canerday … Sissy Henry
Terry McIlvain .. U.S. Christmas
Runtime: 106 min.
Memorable lines:
Sissy to Valentine: “I bet you were real handsome when you were shot.”
Skirt-wearing U.S. Christmas of Burl Dunfries: “Now he’s an odd bird.”
Valentine Casey: “I guess we’re all looking for someone to save us.”
Adalyne: “All any of us can do is save ourselves, but most of us have forgotten how. I’m pretty worthless as a savior, but I wish you’d come with us.”
Leland: “Harvey, you put that pistol down or I’m gonna come across there and shoot you with every god damn gun in this room. Cause I’m havin’ to think real hard right now ’bout why I need the useless half of a worthless set of twins. None of you are killing anybody. I still decide who dies around here and who don’t.”