Alain Delon is Don Diego, a man bound for Spain when he meets a friend he hasn’t seen in 10 years.
That friend is Miguel Vega de la Serna, and he’s bound for the province of Nuova Aragona to become governor with the dream of ending tyranny there.
Don Diego is skeptical when he learns Miguel will be taking the place of an uncle who died of malaria. There is no malaria in that region.
His concern proves well founded. Assassins show up to make sure a new governor never reaches the province.
They deal a fatal wound to Miguel before succumbing themselves at the hand of Don Diego, a skilled swordsman.
Don Diego pledges to take Miguel’s place and make his dream a reality in Nuova Aragona.
With his dying breath, Miguel gets his old fiend to pledge not to kill in doing so.
Once he reaches his destination, Don Diego passes himself off as an effeminate young man badly in need of protection.
Col. Joaquin Huerta (Stanley Baker), who had designs on the governorship, will be responsible for providing that protection.
How to fulfill his pledge to end Huerta’s tyranny over the residents? A young boy inspires Don Diego to become Zorro.
A pretty cousin of Miguel’s — Contessina Oretensia Pulido (Ottavia Piccolo), in trouble for speaking out against the government’s harsh treatment of peasants — provides a bit of inspiration as well.
Between co-writing the screenplay for “Fistful of Dollars” and directing the films (“Pistol for Ringo” and “Return of Ringo”) that made Giuliano Gemma a star, Duccio Tessari is considered one of the fathers of the Spaghetti Western.
But his comedies could be hit (“Alive Or Preferably Dead”) or miss (“Don’t Turn the Other Cheek”). Yet here he uses a broad dash of humor to provide an entertaining version of the Zorro story.
The script serves up an ensemble of strange characters, from Miguel’s eccentric Aunt Carmen to German officer Capt. Fritz to Assassin, the deceased governor’s dog.
Assassin reveals a secret passage out of the governor’s mansion, dances and barks with delight when Aunt Carmen departs the royal castle and disrupts an attack by a whole troop of cavalrymen to help Zorro escape capture.
The comedy is mixed with well choreographed action scenes — after all, Zorro can’t kill — including a final duel that takes up a full 10 minutes of screen time.
This marked one of the final films for Stanley Baker, who died of cancer and pneumonia the next year at age 48. Delon died in August 2024 at age 88. Piccolo, in her mid 20s when this film was released, was still acting in 2024 and became the Italian voice of Princess Leia in the “Star Wars” trilogy.
Directed by:
Duccio Tessari
Cast:
Alain Delon … Don Diego / El Zorro
Stanley Baker … Col. Joaquin Huerta
Ottavia Piccolo … Contessina Ortensia Pulido
Moustache … Sgt. Garcia
Adriana Asti … Aunt Carmen
Enzo Cerusico … Joaquin, Don Diego’s servant
Giacomo Rossi Stuart … Capt. Fritz von Merkel
Giampiero Albertini … Brother Francisco de la Trinidad
Marino Mase … Miquel Vega de la Serna
Raika Juri … Senora Vega de la Serna
as Rajka Jurcec
Paulino Rito … Chico
Runtime: 118 min.
Theme Song:
Zorro’s Back
Memorable lines:
Don Diego: “Miguel, you are about to become the governor of a colonial province that has always been ruled by greed and hatred.”
Miguel Vega de la Serna: “In the past, yes, but …”
Don Diego: “You can’t change it.”
Miguel: “Perhaps not, but I shall die trying.”
Don Diego as Miguel upon arriving in Nuova Aragona: “Dear Aunt, but you have no idea how poor Uncle Fernando contracted the sickness?”
Aunt Carmen: “Likely, he picked it up from some wicked woman.”
Miguel: “Malaria?”
Don Diego as Miguel, when birds die from eating the spilled food Capt. Fritz von Merkel delivered for his consumption: “Now what’s this, captain? Indigestion? Or malaria?”
Chico: “I believe he (Zorro) will come back on day and free all the poor animals.”
Don Diego: “Only the animals? What about the people?”
Chico: “Oh, people are too wicked and too afraid. They don’t deserve to be freed.”
Zorro, weighing the obese Sgt. Garcia on a rigged government scale: “Only 50 pounds? So you are full of hot air, Sgt. Garcia.”
Contessina Ortensia Pulido: “If only I could help.”
Zorro: “You’ve given me another reason to live and fight. That’s help enough.”
Aunt Carmen, as Assassin barks and dashes about joyously: “Look at him, celebrating my departure. I didn’t expect him to go into mourning, but this is ridiculous.”
Colonel Huerta to Zorro: “I’ll have that mask off you. Even if I have to chase you to hell for it.”
Zorro to Colonel Huerta: “It’s easy to kill saints, colonel. Let’s see how you do against a sinner.”